I have been very tired lately.
Two jobs.
A child that doesn't sleep.
Cakes and costumes blowing away any self confidence I ever owned.
It just takes a lot out of a momma.
And so I sleep. A lot.
In fact, I can barely keep my eyes open anymore.
Everybody says take iron, B12, a multi-vitamin, but I am a momma and everyone else's needs go before mine.
Until today.
Today, I bought some vitamins and if any of the claims are true, I will be a superhero in the near future.
Boosts Mental Awareness!
Promotes Breast Health (yes!)!
Stronger Bones!
Extra Energy!
I don't know what they put in these vitamins or what kind of radioactivity I am setting myself up for, but dude, it sounds like a healthy crystal meth or a legal phen/phen and I am all about it.
I need to have someone invent Momma Vitamins.
X-Ray Vision!
Extra Emergency Arms!
Run Faster!
Jump Higher!
I guess I need to work on my own cape now - momma's gonna be a superhero in no time.
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