Monday, September 12, 2011

Why Your 3 Year Old Should Not Learn How to Read

The following conversation took place in the grocery store tonight.

"Z, what are we going to have for dinner?"

"I think you should have Whole Grain."

"Huh? Whole Grain?"

"It's good for you, will help your tummy not be so squishy and makes your poop happy. You should eat more whole grain, momma."

No more Hooked on Phonics around this house, the last thing I need is a 3 year old with poop issues extolling the virtues of fiber on my life.


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