There are a few things that you should know before reading this.
a.) Just south of Tiny Town, is Teeny Tiny Ville. The newest attraction (and I mean new by the fact that it is like 5 years old) is the Wal-Mart. The Scare Bear lives in Teeny Tiny Ville, I live between the two, so Wal-Mart is the one place that we can meetup and the menfolk will keep the children at home.
b.) My mother is a nurse. Sometimes my sense of humor is very, very dark. And maybe a little disgusting.
c.) Neither of us would ever abort a baby. Never. And while we are all for women having the right to choose what they will do with their bodies, for us it is not an option. At all.
*Note: If any of these things send up a red flag for you, you should probably stop reading now.