I texted JoDene today.
Me: Have you ever heard of planking?
JoDene: Yeah. It's dumb.
Me: Yeah, I know. But have you ever heard of Tebowing? Cause I think I may have found my life's purpose.
JoDene: No, but it's probably dumb too. :)
Me: It's where you drop to one knee and pray in random places for no reason. It could be my purpose on Earth. AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!
Me: I think I might move to Williston, ND. There are more jobs than people there. Six figure jobs.
JoDene: That's awesome, actually. I might have to do that.
JoDene: When you get to ND, text me. I might come visit for the summer.
Sigh. She doesn't visit now and she lives right down the street.