Here are the top 3 things that I am most thankful for on the day before Thanksgiving:
1. That my hair looks better on the day after a wash than on the day I washed it. No one needs to know that I did not shower this morning, right?
2. That I woke up even though the power flashed last night taking the alarm clock out with it. I was only 10 minutes late to work, no big deal, right?
3.That I am not hosting Thanksgiving at my house. Seriously? That was what came to your mind? That the woman who works 70 a week is going to somehow clean her house from top to bottom, prepare a meal that includes two friggin' meats and pies in the less than 24 hours between the time she gets off tonight at 10:30 and dinner at 3 PM tomorrow?
So glad that we got that shit straight.
What 3 things are you thankful for today?